Department of Statistics: All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.
Department of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.
Department of History: All students get the same grade they got last year.
Department of Religion: Grade is determined by God.
Department of Philosophy: What is a grade?
Law School: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A.
Department of Logic: If and only if the student is present for the final and the student has accumulated a passing grade then the student will receive an A, else the student will not receive an A.
Department of Computer Science: Random number generator determines grade.
Department of Physical Education: Everybody gets an A.