If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
There's no future in time travel.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Oh Lord, give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
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